TABLE 1 – Dragon Warriors (RPG)
Table Organiser: Jon Blade
Wednesday 19th June 2019
6:30 pm – 9:30 pm
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After defeating the foul & loathsome harpies the warlock decided the next logical step was to literally dive into the poopit that was the harpy nest, made of bones bound with hair & excrement, on the offchance that there would be something shiny or magical that would make risking death by various diseases worthwhile….the party stood back as the warlock dived like a dolphin into the fetid foulness followed by the hunter.
EVENTUALLY the group actually got around to freeing Clothilda & the hunter led the group off to the river to clean themselves leaving the warlock to wallow like a pig in plop however, before the group reached the treeline the MAMA harpy returned, THREE times larger than her offspring the hagharpy saw the bodies of her chicks strewn about…& a human in her nest, naturally combat ensued, wounds were caused with the hagharpy’s plumage proving amazingly resilient to the hunter’s arrows, poo was swallowed:poop: :yum: by the warlock but VICTORY was won & after pausing just long enough for the warlock to RETURN to the nest for a refreshing dip the party hastened after Clothilda who, in her seemingly dazed state, had slipped away while they were otherwise occupied.
Following the trail the group were forced to seek shelter by a storm of unnatural origin & found a cave that was guarded by an aban…abom…feckin YETI that ambushed the sorcerer dropping him in the first round, despite this loss the group prevailed & found the cave was occupied by a kind individual who healed their wounds, shared his fire …….& was killed by unspoken agreement between the warlock & the knave…..
SERIOUSLY? wtf guys? no good deed goes unpunished huh? :worried:
The quest continues for the innkeepers daughter next week in DRAGON WARRIORS
A Bad Case of Harpies
At the very door of the hobgoblins lair the party were entangled in summoned roots, nearly drowned in stinkmud & almost out of magic points after the Knaves erstwhile (loyal?) goblins were defeated after a treacherous attack all of which gave the hobbo ample time to vanish taking the innkeepers daughter with him however, after taking the time to loot his lair, the party followed the psychic trail to the base of a steep hill with watchful harpies atop the crag.
Sneak rolls were failed, dive attacks were made….& mostly failed, eventually our “heroes” were triumphant & found Clothilda in the foul creatures nest.
What will happen next? Where has the dastardly hobgoblin gone? Will the sorcerer get over his mysophobia in order to claim any loot from the nest?
These & other questions may be answered in the next session of DRAGON WARRIORS
So, the assassin somehow infiltrated the ranks of the party. They just couldn’t suck an accusations on him, and he had already fenced the stolen party funds by investing in local real estate. As it happens his skills may come in handy as they now try to save the Kingdom. If he can stay alive that is.
Sidetracked on to a haunted isle the Assassin has however become the latest victim of a possession.. he just could keep his hand out of that bowl of water, and that’s where the demons lie.
There is now another assassin in the midst. Rifling the pockets of the hard working PC’s. It’s hard to see how this ends well.
Dragon Warriors begin THE ELVEN CRYSTALS. A shattered stone, a fractured kingdom, one last chance. It’s a toughie, but I am sure they can prevail.
So why the long face? In unbridled scenes tonight a curse transformed our hapless Knave into a horse, AND possessed her with a nasty demon. There is no getting away from it, they are going to need an exhorsist.
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The friendly toll-keeper Ogre, is dead. Once a friend who they allowed to dismember Knights for not paying their “taxes” , the Baron demanded they sort it out, and so they did. Well done brave adventurers.
Warlock regurgitated. Unfortunately not in one piece.
Ok, it’s getting weird. Captured and tortured by some sadistic enemy, the Warlock was cursed and transformed into a frog and then eaten (under “duress”) by the Knave. The player of the digested PC appeared to take the death well, especially as his previous character was the Barbarian (I am sensing a connection to legs here). Can they hold on to the legs of the next Character? Why not turn up and join in, to find out!
Everyone’s favourite assassin (come knave) is BACK. Zip up your pockets and carefully guide her away from any red buttons that say PRESS ME. Alas, the Barbarian still has no legs. He is not for returning.
A sad day in the Land of Legend. Harold the Barbarian, a real rock and trusted friend, died. Selfishly pushing a minor PC out of danger, to be then crushed by a huge bolder. It took his legs up to the pockets on his trousers, which were thankfully still accessible and his valuables were secured. There is now a vacancy for a new beef-headed barbarian. Feel free to apply next Wednesday.
A Bad Case of Harpies At the very door of the hobgoblins lair the party were entangled in summoned roots, nearly drowned in stinkmud & almost out of magic points after the Knaves erstwhile (loyal?) goblins were defeated after a treacherous attack all of which gave...read more
08/05/19 So, the assassin somehow infiltrated the ranks of the party. They just couldn’t suck an accusations on him, and he had already fenced the stolen party funds by investing in local real estate. As it happens his skills may come in handy as they now try to save...read more