So, the assassin somehow infiltrated the ranks of the party. They just couldn’t suck an accusations on him, and he had already fenced the stolen party funds by investing in local real estate. As it happens his skills may come in handy as they now try to save the Kingdom. If he can stay alive that is.

Sidetracked on to a haunted isle the Assassin has however become the latest victim of a possession.. he just could keep his hand out of that bowl of water, and that’s where the demons lie.

There is now another assassin in the midst. Rifling the pockets of the hard working PC’s. It’s hard to see how this ends well.

Dragon Warriors begin THE ELVEN CRYSTALS. A shattered stone, a fractured kingdom, one last chance. It’s a toughie, but I am sure they can prevail.

So why the long face? In unbridled scenes tonight a curse transformed our hapless Knave into a horse, AND possessed her with a nasty demon. There is no getting away from it, they are going to need an exhorsist.

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The friendly toll-keeper Ogre, is dead. Once a friend who they allowed to dismember Knights for not paying their “taxes” , the Baron demanded they sort it out, and so they did. Well done brave adventurers.

Warlock regurgitated. Unfortunately not in one piece.

Ok, it’s getting weird. Captured and tortured by some sadistic enemy, the Warlock was cursed and transformed into a frog and then eaten (under “duress”) by the Knave. The player of the digested PC appeared to take the death well, especially as his previous character was the Barbarian (I am sensing a connection to legs here). Can they hold on to the legs of the next Character? Why not turn up and join in, to find out!

Everyone’s favourite assassin (come knave) is BACK. Zip up your pockets and carefully guide her away from any red buttons that say PRESS ME. Alas, the Barbarian still has no legs. He is not for returning.

A sad day in the Land of Legend. Harold the Barbarian, a real rock and trusted friend, died. Selfishly pushing a minor PC out of danger, to be then crushed by a huge bolder. It took his legs up to the pockets on his trousers, which were thankfully still accessible and his valuables were secured. There is now a vacancy for a new beef-headed barbarian. Feel free to apply next Wednesday.